In This Episode: We talk some wood watches that will get your winky wet, the Golden Knights, NBA records, trick plays, Saturday football, Vin Scully is presidential, Rodger Goodell and Trumps plan for Monday night, Jets and Browns in the same boat, more NFL fines and of course more Dildo talk in this episode of CRUDE SPORTS TALK!
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- The scariest part of having to take a sh!t BAD (the FEAR) is the last 3 steps!
New Las Vegas team announced as “Las Vegas Golden Knights”
Houston Rockets, who are having a good start to the season, put up an NBA record of 50 3 pt. attempts (making 21) in 117-104 win over Sacramento this week.
Another NBA record fell this week with the Cavaliers Kevin Love putting up 34 first quarter points with 34 (made 8 3’s) against the Blazers
Vin Scully receives the “Presidential Medal of Freedom” Award from President Obama this week.
Connor McGregor is NO LONGER a two division champion.
UFC announced that Connor McGregor has RELINQUISHED his featherweight title and Jose Aldo (who defeated Frankie Edgar back in UFC 200) will now be the undisputed 145 lb Champion.
- Sources are saying that McGregor never actually agreed to this
- UFC has the right to do this anyway
Another crazy trick play
Cincinnati gets the best of Tulsa when quarterback Hayden Moore throws a backwards pass to Tyler Cogswell and the Bearcats’ offensive line hits the ground. Cogswell then throws back to Moore, who has a convoy of blockers to clear the way for a touchdown.
The USC Trojans were rooting for a divisional team. With top Pac 12 south team Colorado taking on Utah yesterday , the Trojans were rooting for Utah to take the win and put USC in the top spot in the South. Colorado wins and now USC beat both #1 PAC 12 teams
After Adoree Jacksons highlight reel Saturday, is he a contender for the heisman?
- He started things off with a 55 yard punt return for a touchdown
- Then a swing pass he turned into a 52 yard TD
- And how about a kick off return for a TD hurdling the kicker in the process
Oh yeah all this and he is a fantastic DB
#USCvsND check, after the play where ND no.99 @JerryTillery uses his foot to shove the head of an injured player. #dbag have some class
LSU hires Ed Orgeron as new HC
Big game today #2 Ohio St. takes on #3 Michigan
And Texas fires head coach Charlie Strong after underperforming season, reported today that Houston’s Tom Herman will take his place
With yet another concussion and such an emotional reaction being carted off the field, is Panthers All-Pro LB Luke Kuechly done? Should he be done?
- Concussion symptoms can linger.
- Example: Just on Friday, the Panthers placed tackle Michael Oher on injured reserve, eight weeks after he first reported concussion symptoms.
After a great Thanksgiving Day match-up with Washington and Dallas, CB Josh Norman and WR Dez Bryant take it outside the lines
With RG3 off the IR will he see the field this season?
What’s up with the Watt retirement rumors?
Laser Beams in Mexico
Was Monday night’s game part of Trumps immigration plan?
With Fitzpatrick named as the starter again, are the Jets modeling the QB situation after the Browns?
More NFL fines this week
- Texans CB Johnathan Joseph fined $24,309 for unnecessary roughness
- Bengals Vonteze Burfict fined $12,154 for an obscene gesture to the crowd
The Seahawks have waived offensive tackle J’Marcus Webb,
joined the Seahawks this past offseason on a two-year, $6.25MM ($2.5MM guaranteed) deal.
With rookie Germain Ifedi fully healthy, the team decided to move on from their offseason addition
More Dildo Talk
When the Bills hosted the Patriots in Week Eight, someone threw a dildo onto the field. Apparently, it was more than one someone. the dildo “throwers” have been caught and banned from the stadium, or life.
“Luckily nobody was hurt, none of our players stepped on it and blew their knee out,”
Apparently, there really was a second dildo thrower positioned on the grassy knoll.
THIS WEEKS PICKS
(Afternoon and Monday Games)
Seahawks @ Tampa Bay
- COULES: Hawks
- SIRI: Seahawks
Carolina @ Oakland
- COULES: Oakland
- SIRI: Oakland
KC @ Denver
- COULES: Chiefs
- SIRI: Broncos
Patriots @ Jets
- COULES: Patriots
- SIRI: Patriots
MONDAY NIGHT: Green Bay @ Philly
- COULES: Packers
- SIRI: Eagles
Ahole or dbag:
- People who throw shit on the field during a sporting event
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